Season 2 of the Jennifer & Little Lupe Show episode 1
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Jennifer: Big Daddy goes to the Big Apple to see a 4 1/2 hour minimalist opera and all I got was this dumb t-shirt. Hey Big Daddy, are you gonna do somethin with this green screen or are you just glad to see me?453 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: I can make my hair go from short to long in the blink of an eye. But don't blink, ya might miss it.506 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Bam! In ya face! Little Lupe: Ahh, burn her at the stake, she's a witch, she must be a witch.....Hey Big Daddy, what's up with the green screen, ya gonna put somethin on this thing?613 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: This is one of my new hair doos, guys what do ya think?335 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: This wig makes me look much older than I really am. Ooops, there goes that age thing again. Hint, I was never birthed, I'm made of silicone baby. I know what I am, do you.409 viewsJoyDivision
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Little Lupe: Hi, you may remember me, my name is Lupe, Little Lupe to my friends.812 viewsJoyDivision
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Little Lupe: Hey Jen, this place is starting to look alittle simi-professional. Jennifer: Yeah, lights, cameras, us.534 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: What did Einstein call me? Big Daddy: No, no Jen, It's the Robert Wilson/Philip Glass Opera, Einstein On The Beach. Jennifer: Oh, ok then. For a second I thought I was gonna have to teach that Einstein a lesson.299 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Yeah, my Big Daddy got a, what's it called Big Daddy? Chroma key back drop? And as soon as he learns how to use it, you just watch the things we'll be doing on it...to it...with, you know what I mean.724 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Yeah, we're 2 hard body, beach blanket bimbo's cruzing the streets lookin for some action. Little Lupe: Ah, yeah bitches...what she said, gerr.480 viewsJoyDivision
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Little Lupe: Yeah, we don't just have a bunch of stuff we can wear, we also have a bunch of wig's.552 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: It was a shot similar to this one of Playtime's girl that made Big Daddy switch his order from a body 6 to me, a body 4. So this one's for you Playtime.444 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Hey, this hair isn't cheap! Yeah, I may be a cheap, sleezy, little fuck bunny, who's nothing more than a sex slave for Big D.,.but my hair's not cheap. I'll bitch smack that smile right off yer...Yeah, I've had a few beers.466 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Don't you just wish you were the boy next door, and you could just climb in my window and party with all of this stuff I'm workin with. Gerr.596 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Everything seems so out of focus in my head. Little Lupe: That's funny, I've never seen things more clearly. Jennifer: Pass the pipe bitch...Just joking.407 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Hey, hey you...I know you...AlyDolly...Hey don't bother trying to get her attention man, she's stoned out of her mind. Look at her, just staring into space...That's not normal man.460 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Hey man, like, like I can see my words man...I can see...my words...Tycho: Help me...I can't breathe...386 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: It's summer time and I feel like letting everyone into my pool, so come on fellas, dive in with both....feet. I'm serving myself up, come and get it.820 viewsJoyDivision
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Little Lupe: Shouldn't we be at the beach? Jennifer: What for, we can't swim, we wouldn't tan well, and we can't play volley ball. Let's just stay here and get fucked....up.509 viewsJoyDivision
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Little Lupe: The meaning of life....If your a guy it's to have 2 titties in ya face, everything else is just detail.730 viewsJoyDivision
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Little Lupe: We know what your thinkin...Jennifer: You with that deer in the headlights look. You think we're just a couple sleezy little whores that you can have your way with... Little Lupe: Yeah, but you don't know which one of us to do first.534 viewsJoyDivision
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Jennifer: Ok we're blowing this popsickle stand and heading for the beach. Big Daddy: Your blowin who?618 viewsJoyDivision
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