You should see Polythene Pam...

From The Beatles' Abbey Road album:

Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam! (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)

So this is my Polythene Pam, and to be true to the Beatles, I'm going to try dressing her in a polythene bag ... this strapless wrap dress is one option, but I'm going to get a little fancier.